When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

Sex and the City (1999)

shwagerr:

petting a dog and it goes to someone elseimage

#Pokemon  

lmfao this is making me laugh

its too early for this

officialnormanbabcock:

when u hear someone ask about a video game u love

image

    dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
    me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow

cocaineteas:

da-ghetto-booteh:

lindsaychrist:

me as a teacher

Precious just got fucking told

LMAOOOO!!

me: *is accidentally cute as fuck*